JUST WHAT WE NEED: ANOTHER BILLIONAIRE ACTOR/POLITICIAN
Would someone alert Jen Chung at Gothamist that Mayor Bloomberg is going to guest star on Law & Order? I'd drop her an e-mail but I'm afraid of being trampled in her rush to post the news. It could be worse: Law & Order could have a subplot involving pandas.

I do, however, have the inside scoop on the story line. I can't reveal too much, though... so let's just say 'dead smokers' and leave it at that for now.