Friday, March 05, 2004

MEMO
FROM: MARTHA STEWART
TO: K-MART

Effective immediately, sheets with striped patterns are to be discontinued and taken out of stock. In addition, please note that Martha Stewart sheets will now incorporate a new design feature, making them easier to tie together. MSO has determined that there is a sudden consumer demand for this feature.

UPDATE: Leave it to Michele to go all Drudge on the story. I love it.