Tuesday, June 22, 2004

BLIND ITEMS
Which two bloggers were spotted this afternoon on Third Avenue, apparently returning from an intimate lunch? Hopefully, neither of their boyfriends will find out. (A small gratuity would insure that, gentlemen.)...

Which three bloggers will be having dinner tomorrow night on East 58th Street? The bad behavior might be mitigated by the fact that one is female. Or will it?...

Which blogger is attempting to work my nerves by linking to my blog every time he mentions alcohol abuse, the slow descent into madness, or gratuitous sex and violence. Or Alan Cumming. Nice try, blogger, but it won't work!...

Which bloggers will be attending my book party next Monday night? And what excuse do the rest of you have?...