OFF
I'm off.

No, I'm not going anywhere. I'm just off. Off my timing... off-base... off the mark... you get the idea.

I've been noticing this for a week or so. Jokes are falling flat. I try to be clever, and fail miserably. I stumble over every sentence I write. I leave comments on other blogs, only to realize later that I should have read more carefully before clicking the send button. And I can't think of anything remotely entertaining to write here... as witnessed by this entry.

Sleep and sobriety would probably help. Do any of you know anything about either of those things?