"ALSO, YOUR MOMMY IS A SLUT AND THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS!"

LOS ANGELES - State Education Secretary Richard Riordan jokingly told a child her name, Isis, meant "stupid dirty girl," prompting widespread criticism and posing a quandary for the man who appointed him, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

By the way, the only thing that makes Riordan look marginally better by comparison is the idiotic and hypocritical response by California Assemblyman Mervyn Dymally.

Thank God Isis and her mother have their heads screwed on straight. They are the only ones who don't come off as buffoons.