MEANWHILE, THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION CONTINUED TO WORK OVERTIME TO RESTORE DIGNITY TO THE PRESIDENCY

Just remember, Colin: they can't ask and you aren't suppose to tell.

Girlfriend!

UPDATE: A top-secret correspondent passed on Powell's lyrics to TRL. Enjoy!

Dubya, there’re more places to shock
And awe; Dubya, when you’re done with Iraq.
I said, Dubya, put a smile on your face.
There’s no need to be unhappy.

Dubya, time to settle some scores.
I said, Dubya, just a few minor wars,
When they’re over, then our troops can pull back,
When Halliburton gets the contract.

It’s fun to rule in the U-S-of-A!
It’s fun to rule in the U-S-of-A!
We have everything, we don’t have to be nice,
We can scare them with Condi Rice!

It’s fun to rule in the U-S-of-A!
It’s fun to rule in the U-S-of-A!
You can clean up the world, and impose liberty,
You can take over Germany!

Dubya, are you listening to me?
I said, Dubya, don’t piss off Dick Cheney.
I said, Dubya, you can make real our dreams.
But you’ve got to know this one thing:

No man helped our troops over there,
Oh yeah – one man – but that was just Tony Blair.
Next we’ll roll on, and do our victory dance
On the streets of Paris, France!

It’s fun to rule in the U-S-of-A!
It’s fun to rule in the U-S-of-A!
We have everything, we don’t have to be nice,
We can scare them with Condi Rice!

It’s fun to rule in the U-S-of-A!
It’s fun to rule in the U-S-of-A!
You can clean up the world, and impose liberty,
You can take over Germany!