ANOTHER GREAT IDEA I WISH I HAD FIRST
Bill Clinton is blogging! Yay!

Excerpts:
"I stayed at one of my best friend's house. You might know him, Kevin Spacey... We were playing poker. Me, Kevin, his new boyfriend, Sean Penn and Alec Baldwin."

"The dragon lady just called. She'll be home tomorrow. She reminded me she had asked me to look through some legal papers for her senate commission."

"No, the real truth is, Chelsea beat me. My daughter hit me. That was when the affair came out. She said "Jerk" and slapped me in the face."

(Do yourself a favor and read the comments. There really is one born every minute.)