VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN
As I write this, the blogger known as Hot Toddy is still soundly asleep, snuggling with his Anyone But Bush Bear -- which he has named Alan Cumming, for some reason -- in his footie pajamas somewhere in the gay section of Portland, Oregon. Correction: the very very gay section of Portland.

So while Toddy slumbers, let's get into some mischief, okay? On his blog, beneath the photograph of Toddy the Boy Wonder, he has a poll, asking his readers who he should next write about. One of the options is Famous Author Rob Byrnes.

You know what to do.