LINES I WISH I HAD WRITTEN

No gay, no straight, we’ll all meld into one, group of loving people and at that rate, in another couple of years, there’s gonna be no Gay Pride. It’s just gonna be, you know Everybody Pride and what’s the point of that? The Christian Right will have to change their signs to "God Hates Everybody," the parade will suck and, frankly, if our parade isn’t bigger and more fabulous, then the Puerto Ricans win.

Cute and clever. Go, Charlie! I've been laughing at his Extreme Tale of Gay Gayness all day.