I'M VANILLA UPON VANILLA
"You successfully identified 5 out of 14 items.
You are not allowed to play with my dog."
Dog Toy or Marital Aid - You decide.
(Via Useless! Worthless! Insipid!)
posted by Rob Byrnes @ Thursday, July 29, 2004
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Thursday, July 29, 2004
"You successfully identified 5 out of 14 items.
You are not allowed to play with my dog."
Dog Toy or Marital Aid - You decide.
(Via Useless! Worthless! Insipid!)
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