MORE FUN WITH SEARCH ENGINES
Despite the fact of my Famous Authoriness, you'll be surprised to know that more people end up at TRL searching for Lindsay Lohan's thong, Lindsay Lohan's boobs, salad tossing, and, for unfathomable reasons, the ubiquitous Luigi Tandini, than as a result of searching for, say, "Famous Author Rob Byrnes."

Go figure.

But I'd really like to know what these searches were all about, and if the searchees ever found what they were looking for:

mrs. kutcher handbag (Ashton's mom, maybe? Demi?)

gay kokomo

homosexuality,chins

Homosexuality and chins?