A READER WRITES:

Dear Famous Author Rob Byrnes:

On Saturday, I met my friend Terrence over on the East Side
for dinner. He lives in Ohio now. He was asking about your
new book. Being the good friend that I am, I suggested that after dinner we walk over to Barnes and Noble so he could buy it.

We couldn't find it on the shelf so we asked at the info desk. The guy was familiar with the book and said that the store had been sent 5 copies. Three were sold and one was STOLEN, so there was one left somewhere in the store. He finally found the last copy on a top shelf, but stolen???

What kind of readers are you attracting?

Signed,
Upset on the Upper West Side

Dear Upset:

Fear not, gentle reader.  That means only that Charlie finally got the book!

Always yours,

Famous Author Rob Byrnes