BEST NIGERIAN MONEY SCAM E-MAIL EVER
As Thelma Ritter's character said in All About Eve, "What a story! Everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end."

I am Barrister barrister Collins Ekwe, the lawyer to the widow of the Late Gen. Sanni Abacha, former Nigerian Military Head of State, who died mysteriously as a result of Cardiac Arrest.

Since after her husband's death, her family has been under restriction of movement and, that not withstanding, they are being molested, and their Bank Account both here and abroad are being frozen by the Nigerian Civilian Government.

Furthermore, her elder son is in detention by the Nigerian Government for more interrogation about her husband's assets and some vital documents, following the recent discovery of her husband's Bank Account by the Nigerian Government with Swiss Bank in which the huge sum of US$700 MILLION and DM 450 Million was logged.

I therefore decided to contact you in confidence that she was able to move out the sum of US$11 Million Dollars, which was secretly sealed in two Metal Boxes for security reasons. I therefore personally, appeal to you seriously and religiously for your urgent assistance to move this money into your country where I believe it will be safe, since she cannot leave the country due to the restriction of movement imposed on the members of her family by the Federal Government of Nigeria.

However, arrangements have been put in place to move this money out of the country in a secret vault through a diplomatic courier service with the help of a security company. As soon as you indicate your interest forward to me your telephone and fax numbers, your postal address so that I can send to you the Air-Way Bill of the Luggage and other related documents that can help you claim the Luggage. Conclusively, we have agreed to offer you 10% of the total sum while 90% is to be held on trust by you until we can decide on suitable business investment in your country subsequent to her free movement by the Nigerian Government.

Please reply urgently and treat with absolute confidentiality and sincerety.

Best Regards.
Barrister, Collins Ekwe

Molestation. Detention. Illicit fortunes. Secret vaults. What's not to love? I am so replying urgently to Barrister Collins Ekwe! My ship has come in!