VOYAGE OF THE DAMNED
With all due respect to my friends of the more conservative persuasion, spending a week at sea with John Derbyshire, winner of the recent Honorariest Homo poll, sounds like the set-up for a horror movie.

A very bad horror movie.

"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash."
--Sir Winston Churchill

I think Churchill hit the NR cruise dead-on.