I'M BACK...
...and fighting my way through roughly 700 e-mails, so you won't hear from me today. Probably. Let's just say that I had a very nice trip, and overdosed on nostalgia. I'll write something mawkish and poignant about it when I get a chance. You can't wait.

In the meantime, entertain yourselves by clicking here to go to the InsideOut Book Club website. See whose book is there next to Sedaris, DeGeneres, the Fab Four Five (sooorry!), and, er... okay, it's The DaVinci Code, but it is a bestseller, so shut up!

I told you I was a Famous Author.