AN OCTOBER SURPRISE HITS SCHENECTADY
Forget missing weapons in Iraq, the fact that Osama bin Laden has been held in Dick Cheney's rec room since last May, or the imminent announcement by John Kerry that he has found a cure for cancer, but won't share unless he's elected. Schenectady, NY (where I spent four years of my life that I'll never get back, but I'll save that topic for another day) is where the October Surprise is playing out in all its glory: strippers, cats, and feces.

Gotta love the electoral process!

"Candidate's arrest comes to light"