GAYS RUIN MARRIAGE AGAIN!
Oh wait... sorry, I shouldn't have been so quick to jump to conclusions. Don't panic! It was just another screw-up by those people given permission by God to marry so they can, you know, reproduce and, um, carry on a venerated 3,000-year tradition in which, uh, the bridesmaids' dresses are personally designed by Jesus Our Savior himself. But they're like Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve or Madam and Eve or even Waylon Flowers and Madam, so it's okay and they can now meet, marry, and reproduce with someone else.

Amen.