REGRESSION THERAPY
I am 46 years old. So what were my friends and I playing at the bar last night?

That's right. We were playing with my friend Greg's most cherished Christmas present:

Greg left his toy at the bar, so if you're traveling to Posh in the near future (and I know that some of you are) feel free to play a few rounds. But you'd better hurry, before some drunk breaks it. Not that I'm naming names...