I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH AVA RICE

Cheney throwing a hand grenade! Bush heroically leading our troops to victory!
You've got to be fucking kidding me; I've seen more combat than those pussies just by playing Halo 2.
A+.

Go to Ava Rice's Law Sloth now. Thank me -- and my source (and increasingly one of my favorite blogs), Not That -- later.