AN' A ONE, AN' A TWO...
There seems to be a theme to the news this morning. For the sake of argument, let's call it 'potty humor.' Via Fark, of course.

How Not to Beat a Breathalyzer

How Not to Build a Home

How Not to Stage a Robbery

In other news, I don't remember going to New Haven, but this explains something that's been bothering me lately.