CHECKING IN
I have a cold, work has gone crazy, it's snowing, for some reason I've become the only full-time employee in my office, I haven't slept more than four hours a night in the past week, people aren't cooperating with me, one of my work websites was hacked overnight, I'm broke and people keep finding more uses for the little money I have, my head hurts, I'm in a foul mood, and -- have I mentioned lately that I have a cold?

Now aren't you sorry you asked?

Ciao, kids. If I haven't committed homicide or suicide in the next day or two, I'll see you soon!