A SHOCKER FROM THE ADVOCATE!
OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! Melissa Etheridge is on the cover of The Advocate! I can't believe it! That is so unexpected! I'm... I'm... in shock! After all this time, The Advocate is no longer ignoring her! I mean, they haven't had her on the cover since, oh, I think the June 12, 2005 issue! I was afraid she had died or something!
I have to go lie down now. Weak heart...
Oh, and /sarcasm. Just in case you didn't know.