BECKY SCANNED IT SO I DON'T HAVE TO



Quick! Go run over to InsightOut Books, become a member, and get the very cool Calendar of Days, edited by Greg Herren and featuring insight and witticism from some of your favorite writers, including Becks, Teej (who writes all about alcohol and procrastination, which I had a very hard time understanding), and, uh... oh yes: me!

Not to mention this guy.

Look, I'm not going to make you buy anything else until When the Stars Come Out is published in September, so just do it, 'kay?