IT'S A TOUGH QUESTION, BUT SOMEONE'S GOTTA ASK IT
You've all seen this, right?


And I assume you've also seen the uniform reaction:

"Yes! The hottest baby ever is coming"
[Jossip]

"Angelina Jolie Pregnant With Brad Pitt’s Sexiest Baby Alive"
[Gawker]

"Certain To Be More Gorgeous Than the TomKitten"
[The Malcontent]

Now, I hate to be the one to throw cold water on all this 'hot baby' chatter, but I want everyone to take a step back. Are we sure Brad is the father? Are we sure he's not covering for a deeply disturbing scandal? Are we sure that the baby's daddy isn't...
Not such a pretty picture anymore, is it? Sorry about all the sleep you're about to lose, but someone had to raise the issue.