HOW TO STUFF A WILD NOKIA*
I am having a very hard time determining what I Like best about these seven simple sentences.

Marlon Brando Gill? 'The Pincher'? The very fact that she got a cell phone down her throat in the first place? No, I think it has to be this:

"She testified yesterday that she couldn't remember how the phone got in her throat, saying she drank too much that night."

Melinda Abell, I want to party with you, girl!

And I cannot wait for the movie to come out.



* - If you even understand the reference, rest assured that -- yes -- I am very embarrassed for myself