Friday, July 21, 2006

AND YOU SHALL BE KNOWN BY YOUR WORD
Just in case anyone doubted that the blogger formerly known as The Minor Fall, The Major Lift has made his mark as the (relatively) new Gawker editor, I present proof-positive that Alex is in command. (Uh... noted with affection, of course.)

From TMFTML:
* HEY, PAT, WHEN YOU GO TO THE DICTIONARY TO LOOK UP "CENSORSHIP," WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SWING BY "TWAT" AS WELL
* Howard Kurtz: Grade-A Twat.
* "DRUNK AND DIRTY OLD MAN," THEY SAID. "NOT A TWAT," THEY SAID. "SWEAR," THEY SAID.
* Yes, Virginia, there is a bunch of rich twats.
* a film which we're guessing gave Mickey the same unpleasant feelings in his (twat-adoring) nether regions.

From Gawker:
* Actually, Peter Cook Was One Hot Piece of Twat Himself
* A Hot Piece Of Twat This Is Not
* (No, we're not going to type that word. Gawker draws the line at "twat.")
* Hot Piece of Twat Was, Like, Totally a Victim
* Hot Piece of Twat Faces Future as Ragged Piece of Twat


One more week at Gawker and I think he gets to trademark the T-word.