Q: WHAT GOES THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!
A: My head as I repeatedly hit it against the wall after reading this:

Q: What do you call a gay bar with no place to stand?
A: A fruit stand!

Actually, the correct answer would be 'a fruit sit,' wouldn't it? Or perhaps 'a fruit waiting-line-outside-the-velvet- rope'?

I swear to God, folks, I do not go looking for them.