GOTCHA
Did you see the controversy over at Gawker about the 'Confessions of a Bareback Top' guy?

I am here to tell you that it is all bullshit. The crap is almost certainly not true, and 'Bareback Top' is certainly not gay.

He cannot be gay. No gay man would put an apostrophe in 'Barneys.' That's not in our genetic makeup.

I rest my case.