DUDE! YOU'RE GETTING AN APARTMENT!
Well... not quite yet. But as the Great Apartment Search continues, I am constantly amazed by the things I come across.

For example: $2350 / 2br - BRAND NEW ULTRALUXURY HIRISE**SICK VIEWS**FREE GYM***5 MIN. 2city*cnv2

It sounds great. Except... 'sick views'? I think I know what that means, but do I really want to look at an apartment with a 15 year old broker?


UPDATE: $2290 / 2br - NO FEE! HUGE 1100sf LOFT in Insane Bldg! Doorman/SPA/Roofdeck/Garage.

While it's true that we would prefer to live in a former insane asylum, I would just as soon not live in a currently-insane building. Thanks all the same.