BLOND ON BLONDE
Most of this tearful condemnation of the sentence handed down to Paris Hilton is the usual Mensa-quality insight one usually finds on that blog 'school.' But I would be remiss if I didn't share one particularly thoughtful sentence with you:

There will be no opportunities to leave the jail and work a job.

This is especially important because --

Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Okay, sorry! That's not important at all. I was cracking up that he thinks she might have have sort of job, and I needed to share.

I know, I know. I'm being greedy. I get Queerty, and Zac is supposed to get that blog 'school.' We now return you to the normal rotuine.