BRUSH WITH STRANGENESS
I haven't paid a lot of attention to the Washington Escort Service Scandal -- don't we go through one of these every three years? -- but I was skimming the news a few minutes ago and realized... I once knew the alleged madam's lawyer!

We weren't exactly BFF, but we were both involved in Rochester/Monroe County, NY politics at the same time, so our paths crossed. Of course, after he got his ass handed to him in the 1987 District Attorney race, I never thought of him again. Until now.

But let me assure you that he will not be my Attorney General.