WHEN GOOD CELEBRITIES GO BAD
From Newsday:

Arrested and charged with patronizing a prostitute were Robert Johnson, 48, of 301 Radio Ave. in Miller Place; Christopher Peters, 31, of 4 Fairlane Court in Selden; Umit Unsal, 26, of 41 Aster Ave. in Holtsville; Michael Spinelli, 33, of 14 Michael Ave. in Bellport; Thomas Smothers, 55, of 32 Vale Ave. in Riverhead...

No wonder Mom always liked Dick best.


[I am fully aware that no one born after 1960 has the slightest idea what any of this means, but you're smart kids. Give yourselves the gift of Wikipedia and Google and get in touch with your television and comedy history.]