APOLOGIES FROM THE WHINER
I just wanted to shakeoff my hangover and poke my head up to apologize for last night's entry, which was self-indulgent even by my standards. Thanks for your many comments and e-mails, but -- really -- I'll be all right.

Yes, the situation sucks, but I regret blogging under the influence. Self-pity is so 1999.

Next week I'll be back with the usual TRL mix of news mocking, bad writing, Queerty hating, and, of course, scheming to get a link from Gawker. You know, the things that made this blog one of the top 100,000 Technorati-ranked sites! Until then, get off your computer and enjoy the sunshine!