IF HE WALKED INTO MY LIFE...
Oh dear.

After vanishing into a life of presumed leisure in the Hamptons five or six years ago, the real-life model for Jamie Brock -- the charming but manipulative schemer who is the dark soul of Trust Fund Boys (which, of course, you've already read) -- has left me two voice messages in the past few days. 'Jamie' wants to get together and hang out again.

I can only assume that he didn't read the book. That, or he didn't recognize what admittedly was a broad parody of him.

I hope he still has a sense of humor.