MAYOR IMBECILE!
No, I'm not taking a cheap shot at Giuliani or Bloomberg. And, no, the editors of Queerty aren't running for office. But this article has had me giggling all morning.

Now I also want to know how my name would be translated. Babel Fish isn't giving me much help. Then again, maybe I don't want to know, lest a book jacket like this be in my future: