GONNA VOMIT NOW
Just reading these words -- "Caramel Banana Pecan Cream Stacked and Stuffed Hotcakes" -- makes me want to take to (a) call a dentist; and (b) go to bed for a month. And I ate half a bag of M&Ms for breakfast. I am not your nutritional role model.

You people eat that crap? Seriously?

Oh, the other 20 Worst Foods (via Fark) also tend toward the disgusting. I'm just glad Zinczenko left Arby's alone. Mmmm... Arby's...