Wednesday, March 12, 2008

WE BLOG, THEREFORE WE ARE
No links in this entry. Mostly because I've seen so many this morning that I can't keep up with them.

All morning, every New Yorker with a blog has been breathlessly reporting that "sources tell me" that Eliot Spitzer will announce his resignation at 11:30 AM today (meaning, about now.) Well, uh... duh. No 'source' had to tell me that. It's been on the wires for hours.

Get over yourself. Pretty much close to 100% of you (and by 'you,' I also mean 'me') are only claiming you have 'sources' out of self-importance. You're not Woodward. You're not Bernstein. You don't have 'sources.' You've got the same damn Internet access to 1010 WINS that the rest of us have.

Or so my sources tell me...