YOU KNOW WHAT MUST SUCK?
Being a vegan zombie.

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Sorry, got nothing for you. I burned out this past weekend on writing, and I'm fried...

Oh wait! A vegan zombie could stumble around the countryside moaning, "Graaaaains."

I know what you're thinking. How come I'm not famous more Famous. I know, I know... it's sort of a mystery to me, too.