WHEN THE WORDS DON'T MATCH THE MOOBS

Sayeth the Governator:

"Every year in March I come here to organize the Arnold Classic, which is all about building the body and pumping," Schwarzenegger said.

"That's why I want to invite Senator Obama because he needs to do something about those skinny legs. I'm going to make him do some squats.

"And then we're going to make him do some biceps curls to beef up those scrawny little arms. But if he could only do something about putting some meat on his ideas.

"Senator McCain on the other hand is built like a rock. His character and his views are solid."

And if anyone knows "solid"...



Uh, yeah. Okay, thanks for putting things into perspective, Arnie!