LEGALLY BROWN

I love this story. Especially this sentence:

She says she suffered headaches and anxiety, missed the attention that blondes receive and had to stay home and wear hats most of the time.

I will have to ask Bradykins -- who, with very blond hair and blond highlights, is about as blond as blond can be -- if I am paying his blondness adequate attention.

I have a feeling the answer will be no.