NUMBER 11 WILL JUST HAVE TO TRY HARDER

Via Gawker, Forbes has published its list of the ten best paid authors. Surprisingly missing: me.

An aside, if you'll indulge me for a moment: next year, Follett, you won't be able to hide behind Oprah's skirt. As soon as I take care of Phyllis, I'm gunning for you. Take that as your only warning, old man.