IS THIS WRONG?
Discussing the twists and turns of the presidential campaign via e-mail with my friend W*:
W: She has a newborn with down syndrome. Totes getting the sympathy votes.
FARB: (POW + Down Syndrome Mom) vs. (Black + Dead Wife & Child). Someone needs to get cancer now.
W: You're forgetting about Cindy McCain's hand injury. Super tragic.
FARB: Stay tuned. McCain and Biden are both due to throw out their backs.
W: I heard Obama got a paper cut.
FARB: Will the Clintons stop at nothing?!!!
* = No, not that W.