Friday, August 29, 2008


Discussing the twists and turns of the presidential campaign via e-mail with my friend W*:

W: She has a newborn with down syndrome. Totes getting the sympathy votes.

FARB: (POW + Down Syndrome Mom) vs. (Black + Dead Wife & Child). Someone needs to get cancer now.

W: You're forgetting about Cindy McCain's hand injury. Super tragic.

FARB: Stay tuned. McCain and Biden are both due to throw out their backs.

W: I heard Obama got a paper cut.

FARB: Will the Clintons stop at nothing?!!!

* = No, not that W.