BELIEVIN' IT WHEN I SEE IT

In other words, unlike him and him and them (and God knows how many others, because teh bloggerz are lemmings), I don't trust Perez Hilton on this.



If that's a real cover, he's got the only copy. People sure isn't rushing to break it's own alleged exclusive.

Not that it's not true. Just not a true story. At least, as of this moment. There's a difference.

ALMOST IMMEDIATE UPDATE: I'm starting to slightly change my mind, but only because I saw another copy of the cover without 'Perez Hilton' stamped all over it, and it didn't look obviously 'shopped. In which case: congratulations, Clay, and we all look forward to your imminent appearance on Dancing with the Stars.