THE APPLE THAT FELL FAR FROM THE TREE

Take one part handsome, athletic, driven man. Add one part most beautiful woman in the world. And get...



...the very definition of Epic Fail? Yeah, genetics can be a cruel, cruel, thing.

My favorite part of the Post article:

"They were great parents," the 53-year-old Kennedy told The Post outside of his Ridgewood home last night. "I couldn't ask for anything better."

My real parents were Bogie and Bacall, but you don't see me making a federal case over it, do you? Just saying.