CHELSEA SCHILLING, WE HAVE A FEW PROBLEMS
Chelsea Schilling must be too stupid to breathe on her own. Seriously, is her IQ over 40? Then again she writes for WorldNetDaily -- the journal of record for the tin foil helmet set -- so intelligence would be a decided liability.
Good thing Chelsea Schilling is a drooling moron. She fits right in, especially with this "article":
On this week's 40th anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing, President Obama praised the pioneering American astronauts and recalled his own childhood memories in Hawaii of NASA capsules splashing down in the Pacific.
But Houston, we have a problem. The president actually lived in Indonesia in 1969.
During his speech with the Apollo 11 crew, Obama told the astronauts:
"The country continues to draw inspiration from what you've done. I should note, just personally, I grew up in Hawaii, as many of you know, and I still recall sitting on my grandfather's shoulders when those capsules would land in the middle of the Pacific and they'd get brought back and we'd go out and we'd pretend like they could see us as we were waving at folks coming home. And I remember waving American flags and my grandfather telling me that the Apollo mission was an example of how Americans can do anything they put their minds to."
However, Obama lived in Indonesia as a child, from 1967 to 1971, with his mother and stepfather – and not with his grandfather and grandmother, Stanley and Madelyn Dunham, in Hawaii.
Despite several statements made by the president about his childhood years in Jakarta, Obama's own White House biography begins with his alleged birth in Hawaii Aug. 4, 1961, and makes no mention of Indonesia.
It was not until Obama turned 10 that he moved to Honolulu to live with his grandparents....
Okay, since Chelsea Schilling seems to have less intelligence than the average radish, let's help her out.
1. Obama didn't say he witness the recovery of the Apollo 11 capsule. He said he witnessed the recovery of Apollo capsules.
2. While the Apollo 11 splashdown was in 1969, there were a number of subsequent splashdowns after 1971... in other wo0rds, after Obama moved to Hawaii.
3. Do you understand yet, dumbass?
Chelsea Schilling must be making a play to become Queen of the Birthers. I'd say she meets all the analytical and intellectual requirements for the job.
[Postscript: why continually spell out the full name "Chelsea Schilling." Because I want this to be Googlable, of course!]