AN IDEA SO BAD IT'S BRILLIANT!

On the surface, a remake of Ferris Bueller's Day Off sounds like a terrible idea. But this can be saved, and I'm just the man to come to the rescue.

My solution? Bring back the original cast. Let's see, we have...

Matthew Broderick

Mia Sara

Alan Ruck

Jennifer Grey

Jeffrey Jones

Charlie Sheen

and Ben Stein.


Now be honest: With this cast, you would totally park your ass in a theater for 90 minutes, right?