THE OFFICIAL TRL DIET REVEALED!
Michael just wrote an entry on the ridiculously cheap cigarette and alcohol prices in St. Maarten, but complains that Coca-Cola is too expensive, adding that "if we could live on cigarettes and booze alone, St. Maarten would be the place."

I like Michael, but he seems to be under the impression that we can't live on cigarettes and booze. We can. Well... cigarettes, boooze, and grilled cheese sandwiches.

He stands corrected.