THE REVOLVING DOOR THAT IS MY APARTMENT
So I woke up at 4:00 AM, mostly because I was in bed before 10:00 PM last night, but also because my apartment was like an oven. Also, I had to pee, but that's probably TMI.
Anyway, five minutes later my roommate arrived home.
I'm thinking I should have just rented a one-bedroom, since we seem to be using the apartment in shifts.