MAMAS, DON'T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO BE BEAUTY QUEENS
Disclosure: my first cousin is a former Miss New York State. (We share a gene pool, so that makes sense.) To the best of my knowledge, though, she is not destined for any of the following headlines:

Former Miss South Africa Attacked by Hippo (Via Fark)

Parents of Slain Child Beauty Queen JonBenet Ramsey Sue Fox News Network (Via Drudge)

Georgia Beauty Queen Faces Murder Charge

Maybe my cousin is doing something wrong.