A FEW RANDOM FRIDAY THINGS WHILE I'M WAITING FOREVER FOR A SET OF MAILING LABELS TO BE PRINTED AND I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG BUT IT'S HOLDING UP THE ENTIRE PROCESS OF MAILING THE OFFICE HOLIDAY CARDS AND I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD IT AND I'M ABOUT TO WRITE OUT THE GODDAMN ENVELOPES LONGHAND!
Doesn't everything about this seem very, very wrong?

Michael Holland's new CD is out. I'm positively wetting myself.

Remember my post a few days ago about PETA's "Mommy is an Animal Killer" campaign? Michele at A Small Victory found the images. Wonderful!

Michael stood me up for Happy Hour, leaving me cold and alone and very, very sad. Bitch.

Okay, that's enough for now. Let's see if work is being done in the other room...

UPDATE: This I love.

This I don't.
(Via Gawker)